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Something is bothering me. Something insidious, devious and beloved by many… and for once I’m not talking about Disney. I’m talking about sandwiches.
Lately I have been packing on weight. Why? Because I eat delicious delicious rice garden all the time for lunch, and I work ludacris hours so I don’t ever get off my ass and do anything physical. So I have decided to seize control of my body and start getting myself back in shape (plus rice garden was chewing on my budget).
Therefore the first thing to do was axe the chinese. What do I use to replace my beloved MSG-soaked lunch, start packing sandwiches. They’re quick and easy, and have a great deal of variety: breads, meats, condiments. However when i started to eat these sandwiches I found despite all the variety they all taste essentially the same.
Then it dawned on me. Sandwich is the lowest form of food. What is the end form of meat in cafeterias? Sloppy Joe’s. What do you do with the thanksgiving leftovers? Put them inbetween two slices of bread. It is the end catch basin of food. Not particularly bad, but just asonishingly mediocre.
If you don’t agree with me think of it this way. I ask you if you want to get some prime rib, where do you thinjk we’re going to go? A.J. Spurs, maybe if you are thinking big… Holdrens.
Now lets say I add the word sandwich to the end of it. “Would you like to get a prime rib sandwich?” Now where are we going? Quiznos! If the sandwich form can actively devalue a particular cut of meat there is no telling what end of damage a sandwich can do to the rest of the food world.
So the next time you pick up a loaf of bread at the store think for a second to what you are doing to your meats, vegetables and condiments of your choice. That being said… I’m going to go make my sandwich for tomorrow’s lunch.
This post made me deliciously happy. Sandwiches are pretty much as low as you can go– but at least you get a meal! I mostly eat sandwich components for lunch– a hard boiled egg, maybe some cheese.
That said, I have a big tolerance for tuna sandwiches– I ate them every day for 6 years.
My current sandwich secret? Peanut butter and nutella sandwiches. Mmm.
Paradoxdruid - April 28th, 2008 at 9:57 pmWe used to do sandwiches for a while — I used to make a bunch of normal cheese and meat sandwiches and freeze them, then they’d thaw during the day while kept at room temperature until they’d be ready to eat (usually) by lunch time. But, as you can imagine, it grew unappetizing. We tried to change it up with spices and such, but it still wasn’t great.
What we eventually settled on for our normal, daily packed lunches was a combination of lunch “sides” mostly from CostCo, with some from the farmer’s market. They’re healthy, cheaper than buying lunches, and mostly require little preparation time (and no microwaving). Currently, this is what we’re usually eating:
That’s about it. I wish we’d have more veggies — we often forget them… We occasionally throw in some leftovers too, but that’s pretty rare. So, if there are any “sides” you think would be a good addition, I’d love to hear about them.
What do other people eat for lunch?
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Obama has outlined a strategy for America, in great depth. Read all about Change.gov!
Okay, I’ll admit that it’s entirely possible that I am the last person to learn about this website*, but it’s really addictive. It’s a game that tests your vocabulary. Each time you get a word’s meaning correct, 20 grains of rice are donated to the UN World Program. So, give Free Rice a whirl. I bet you’ll have fun and you’ll get to help make strides toward ending hunger.
*I heard about it forever ago, I just never actually looked at it.
This band decided they didn’t have money to make a video, so they set up in public places in view of security cameras, then asked to get the footage from the people.
Pretty cool results, though a little creepy to think how much these cameras are around.
A news story about it is here
Thanks to one of my favorites blogs, Zooillogix, I recently got to see toads giving live birth from their back and frogs without lungs. I must say, amphibians are weird! But do those frogs really count as amphibians…? And honestly, those toads gross me out a bit — and that’s hard for biology to do to me!
According to a recent anonymous poll in Nature magazine. Further commentary at WebMD. Crazy, huh?
Trunk Monkey. Yes this is exactly what you think it is (check out ep 4 theft retrieval system)
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