http://www.paradoxdruid.com/archives/303 Yet Another Community Weblog Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:15:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.paradoxdruid.com/archives/303/comment-page-1#comment-6783 Nicole Wed, 13 Sep 2006 20:07:54 +0000 http://www.paradoxdruid.com/archives/303#comment-6783 I am a waitress and have only been working in the restaurant biz for about 4 1/2 years now. I don't work in a high class restaurant but I do work in a restaurant quite similar to the restaurant featured in the movie, "Office Space." Yep, I have to act like a retarded kid on speed and happy-go-lucky whatever you want to call it. That's my job. It's all acting and when you get a horrible tip or a guest that you wouldn't mind putting in a headlock so you could get their wallet from them. OR take someone's kid over your knee and give them a good swat for spitting their mac n cheese out at you for the 15th time that hour..... yeah I hate my job yet I am still doing it. Did anyone read the article featured on aol.com today? It's about bad tippers and what waiters/waitresses are doing. Some people want an automatic added 20% tip added on the bill so they don't have to worry about it. I voted yes and can you believe that 86% of the voters voted no? Thank God I don't have to work today or else someone would be getting my foot up their arse! I am a waitress and have only been working in the restaurant biz for about 4 1/2 years now. I don’t work in a high class restaurant but I do work in a restaurant quite similar to the restaurant featured in the movie, “Office Space.” Yep, I have to act like a retarded kid on speed and happy-go-lucky whatever you want to call it. That’s my job. It’s all acting and when you get a horrible tip or a guest that you wouldn’t mind putting in a headlock so you could get their wallet from them. OR take someone’s kid over your knee and give them a good swat for spitting their mac n cheese out at you for the 15th time that hour….. yeah I hate my job yet I am still doing it. Did anyone read the article featured on aol.com today? It’s about bad tippers and what waiters/waitresses are doing. Some people want an automatic added 20% tip added on the bill so they don’t have to worry about it. I voted yes and can you believe that 86% of the voters voted no? Thank God I don’t have to work today or else someone would be getting my foot up their arse!

]]> http://www.paradoxdruid.com/archives/303/comment-page-1#comment-1736 Paradoxdruid Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:40:24 +0000 http://www.paradoxdruid.com/archives/303#comment-1736 Thanks for the link, Owen! This blog is pretty hilarious, and I've only read a few entries. I should send it to my sister-- I bet she has some great stories after all of her waitressing experience (some at snobby places). Thanks for the link, Owen! This blog is pretty hilarious, and I’ve only read a few entries. I should send it to my sister– I bet she has some great stories after all of her waitressing experience (some at snobby places).

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